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Smileys and emoticons can add a hint of personality to the message you’re sending and maybe even some humor. If you happen to be at a loss for words, insert an emoticon. There are different variations the emoticons can be used for but they all generally follow the same rules. We provide you with access to a complete list of Facebook smileys along with their meanings.

smile :-) :) :] =)
tongue :-P :P :-p :p =P
wink ;-) ;)
grin :-D :D =D
curly lips :3
kiss :-* :*
glasses 8-) 8) B-) B)
confused o.O O.o
heart <3
cry :'(

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More Funny Status Ideas

How come Facebook only has apps that let us send kisses, hugs and smiles? where are the I hate you, you suck, I wish you would get run over by a bus apps??

i have a big L on my forehead right now..L for LOST..hahahaha xDD hmmmm -_-

is…

too cool for school.
constantly evolving.
intelligently designing.
the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
a day late and a dollar short.
eating a PB&J sammich.
the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
flossing with angel hair pasta.
creatively disabled currently.
preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris. What should I WEAR??!?!
watching some dude and some chick fight to tell someone else what not to wear.
definitely not watching what not to wear.
definitely not watching oprah.
selling my roomates $hit on eBay.
forcing my dog to learn how to google.
teaching the cat how to be a ninja.
about to mail my check for $1500 to nigeria for the $15million lottery i just won! Cya later SUCKAS!!
watching every matrix followed by every star wars followed by every LOTR. Which incidentally adds up to exactly 24hours.
snail mailing a snail. Just to say I did it.
sexual healing.
eating pizza but not the italian kind.. the taco bell kind.
one day older than I was yesterday.
crying for no particular reason other than the fact that my cat spontaneously combusted!
happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
mediocre at best.

Has…

zero tolerance for lactose intolerance.
> $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you homie.
20/20 hearing!
a giant hangover octopus stuck to my head.
run out of time on my parking meter.
google’d and google’d until my little paws hurt.
ninety nine problems however, a biotch is not currently one. (this can coincide with a recent “in a relationship)
just added a friend I don’t even know.
noticed your mother has been calling me a lot, wondering whats that about?
just bought a cadillac, throwing some D’s on that bitch.
actually won the nigerian lottery!
puked more than twice today.
sold the dudes car who keep parking in my spot on eBay. SUCKA!!!
made my car into a hybrid by siphoning gas out of your tank.
noticed that your looking a little fat lately, you should really do something about that.
seen pictures of you naked on the internet.

was…

asleep until you just called me… ass!
watching football when it just hit me, football is extremely gay.
dancing with the stars.
drunk dialing but luckily my mom stopped me. Thanks MADD (motha’s against drunk dialing)
googling pop tarts. God I LOVE POP TARTS!
snorting salt… Don’t, it stings.
watching 2girls1cup and now i am puking.
scouring youtube for the naked videos that somehow make it through.
listening to the latest britney spears record…….. i mean… definately not listening to britney spears.

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Movie and Tv Quotes

Cool Movie Quotes

1. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

GONE WITH THE WIND: 1939

2. I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

THE GODFATHER: 1972

3. You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

ON THE WATERFRONT: 1954

4. Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

THE WIZARD OF OZ: 1939

5. Here’s looking at you, kid.

CASABLANCA: 1942

6. Go ahead, make my day.

SUDDEN IMPACT: 1983

7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

SUNSET BLVD.: 1950

8. May the Force be with you.

STAR WARS: 1977

9. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.

ALL ABOUT EVE: 1950

10. You talking to me?

TAXI DRIVER: 1976

11. What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

COOL HAND LUKE: 1967

12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

APOCALYPSE NOW: 1979

13. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

LOVE STORY: 1970

14. The stuff that dreams are made of.

THE MALTESE FALCON: 1941

15. E.T. phone home.

E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL: 1982

16. They call me Mister Tibbs!

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: 1967

17. Rosebud.

CITIZEN KANE: 1941

18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

WHITE HEAT: 1949

19. I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

NETWORK: 1976

20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

CASABLANCA: 1942

21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: 1991

22. Bond. James Bond.

DR. NO: 1962

23. There’s no place like home.

THE WIZARD OF OZ: 1939

24. I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.

SUNSET BLVD.: 1950

25. Show me the money!

JERRY MAGUIRE: 1996

26. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?

SHE DONE HIM WRONG: 1933

27. I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

MIDNIGHT COWBOY: 1969

28. Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’

CASABLANCA: 1942

29. You can’t handle the truth!

A FEW GOOD MEN: 1992

30. I want to be alone.

GRAND HOTEL: 1932

31. After all, tomorrow is another day!

GONE WITH THE WIND: 1939

32. Round up the usual suspects.

CASABLANCA: 1942

33. I’ll have what she’s having.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY: 1989

34. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT: 1944

35. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

JAWS: 1975

36. Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE: 1948

37. I’ll be back.

THE TERMINATOR: 1984

38. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES: 1942

39. If you build it, he will come.

FIELD OF DREAMS: 1989

40. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

FORREST GUMP: 1994

41. We rob banks.

BONNIE AND CLYDE: 1967

42. Plastics.

THE GRADUATE: 1967

43. We’ll always have Paris.

CASABLANCA: 1942

44. I see dead people.

THE SIXTH SENSE: 1999

45. Stella! Hey, Stella!

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE: 1951

46. Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.

NOW, VOYAGER: 1942

47. Shane. Shane. Come back!

SHANE: 1953

48. Well, nobody’s perfect.

SOME LIKE IT HOT: 1959

49. It’s alive! It’s alive!

FRANKENSTEIN: 1931

50. Houston, we have a problem.

APOLLO 13: 1995

Anchorman

Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that’s why I’m doing this.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!
Great Odin’s raven.
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
ELF

It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Fight Club

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
Forrest Gump

You have to do the best with what God gave you.
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

StepBrothers

You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Tropic Thunder

I know what dude I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!
Pump your brakes, kid. That man’s a national treasure.
Being an actor’s no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.

NAME is…

1. Sure he’d feel worse if he wasn’t so heavily sedated
2. A box of chocolates
3. magically delicious
4. made with 10% real juice!
5. a Toys R Us kid
6. the Prince of Belair
7. eating a Chiquita
8. made with calcium. Something your body needs anyways
9. insignificant next to the power of the force
10. dancing with the stars
11. master of his domain

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