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Love Quotes

dinoponz — Sat, 28 May 2011 03:34:47 +0000

love quotes

Love Quotes Facebook Status
Love Quotes Facebook Status

God is always on time never behind and never ahead.

Happy is the person who learns to wait as he prays and never loses patience with God.

For God’s time is the best time. ü

Sometimes the simplest advice you give to others is the hardest thing for you to follow.

the mind forgets but the heart always remembers…. ♥ ♥ ♥

Love I have destroyed the bridges behind me so that I could only move forward.Quotes

If we never felt pain, we could never be human…

Can someone really survive when their other half is missing?

If you can’t find true love maybe your not looking in the right places.

He could hear it in her voice; she just couldnâ��t do it anymore

A doomed love story, painted on a grand canvas.

I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and walk away.

Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

I have destroyed the bridges behind me so that I could only move forward.

Stop saying I love you. Start proving it.

Think of me any way you want. I can be the problem if that’s easier. In your head, move the pieces around. Things I’ve said, turn the memory upside down. And it makes it better I know, but sometimes it’s hard to swallow

For example, a man who quit smoking for eleven years spent fifteen seconds in an elevator smoking a cigarette and he gave in. What I’m trying to say is
I think I love you again.

My heart is broken but love survives in all the little pieces. they shine like glass reflecting glimpses of the past. a glass photo albumn cut into little pieces….so many memories….so much love….so broken…but always remaining

Never show too much love to anyone. Because sometimes, it creates a a non-curable pain when they start avoiding you… =)‌

Young love is dumb love. Whatever you may call it, it’s still love. So what should it matter? (:

It’s not up to me anymore. If you want me in your life, you’ll find a way to put me there

i don’t wanna fall for you..coz you might just fall for me too..and baby, it’s gonna be both tragic and magic :3 ♥

“I was thinkin about her, thinkin about me. Thinkin about us, what we gonna be? Open my eyes, yeah; it was only just a dream.”

you are my affliction..yet you are my addiction.

i wish you would stop dominating my dreams..maybe then it’d be easier for me to move on…

just hearing your voice..would have changed my mind completely…

If your love doesn’t work with that person, it just means that somebody else will love you more.

Men are confident because they grow up with Superheroes. Women are self conscious because they grow up comparing themselves to Barbie

Sometimes we have to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, and just see what happens.

Once you get jealous, that’s the time you could say that you really do love that person. Jealousy is not a sign of no trust but a sign of possessiveness. A sign that you’re afraid that someone might steal your special someone away from you. It’s not a sign of immaturity, but rather a sign of love

When its been a minute since you two have talked and you miss him already, you know you’re falling in love. ♥

The best quote isn’t having the words of the longest or the most beautiful, but the one that best matches our feelings when we read it.

Dear whoever is reading this, you’re beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy

The best feeling is falling in love with your bestfriend, you may act anything and hide nothing anymore.

Why is it that we don’t always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?

It’s better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. any idea?

Not everyone you love is going to love you back , thats why it’s important to love yourself.

Don’t ever try to forget, even when you don’t want to remember. Because the more you try to forget, the more you miss that person.

The first love is always the sweetest, but the first cut is always the deepest.

‎’ℒℴѵℯ’ isn’t about flirting, hugs, kisses and sex. ‘ℒℴѵℯ’ is about taking all those things away and still having feelings for that person ♥

I will never regret you, because once upon a time, you were exactly what I needed, but God took you away for a reason

‎’Silence’ is a girl’s loudest cry. You can always tell she’s really hurt when she starts ignoring you

Goodbyes make you think. They make you realize what you’ve had, what you’ve lost and what you took for granted

Having a crush can impact your ability to concentrate and can result in reduced productivity, quality of work, motivation and energy.

Sometimes you need to have dated all the wrong people to appreciate the right person whenever they come around.

Money can’t buy LOVE. That’s why people steal HEARTS

if only i have the courage to stand up for him,
if only i could tell him that there’s no need to hide,
if only i could let them know that their love for each other is beautiful too,
if only i could show her how much she means to me,
if only gay people would stop feeling guilty for being different,
if only the world could see what i see.

Love is like a joke. Sometimes it’s fun, but sometimes it hurts.

Once you have feelings for someone, those feelings will always be there. You may not like them anymore, but you still care.

It’s hard watching people change infront of you. But the hardest part is remembering who they used to be.

f someone SERIOUSLY wants to be a part of your life, they will SERIOUSLY make an effort to be in it.

If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away, no matter how hard the situation is.

The worst feeling in the world is when you can’t love anyone else, because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.

To fall in love is very easy, Staying in love is a challenge, Letting go is the hardest part, And moving on is a damn suicide.

You don’t have to be perfect to let somebody love you. Remember, being yourself is the best way to make somebody fall in love with you.

People make such a big deal about looks, but after a while, when you love someone, you don’t even notice anymore.

Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you are.

It’s not hard to sacrifice something for someone but it’s hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice.

Tagalog Love Quotes

dinoponz — Sat, 28 May 2011 03:14:10 +0000

Tagalog Love Quotes

love quotes

Kapag may nagmahal sayo
wag mong paiyakin at paasahin

dahil bka sumuko siya at MAGMAHAL ng iba
at hindi mo kyang aminin
na NASASAKTAN ka.

kya mahalin mo SIYA habang

SAU pa .. )

Anak: tay, sabi ng kaklasi ko love never dies daw.. Tutuo ba yon?…

Tatay: oo anak

anak:bakit tay?

Tatay: kasi…
Kahit ilang ulit kong sinaksak ung nanay mo,
d parin cya namamatay..

Anak: ahh… Tutuo pla ang ”LOVE NEVER DIE”

Sana minahal kita nung una pa…..

Kaysa ngayun na ikay nagdurusa..

Chakit…

(fixme im broken)

kung may kkyahan lang ang mga luha na sabihin ang mga dapat mong marinig, habang buhay akong iiyak.. dahil my mga bagay na puso lang ang nakkkita at luha lang ang my kkyahang magpadama..

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may tao pa po ba? .

“Bakit kaya may mga taong ayaw kang mawala..

pero..

hindi ka naman kayang ipaglaban at alagaan ng tama?”

khit san k mgpunta..
sna lagi kng msaya at sna mg-iingat ka..
dhil mhal na mhal na mhal.
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magpa-ospital grabe tlga so ingat ha!!.

nagmahal k n b ng sabay? naranasan mo n bng pumili s kanila at iwan ang isa? pno kung ngkamali ka ng pagpili? bblikan mo p b ang iniwan mo, o.. pipiliting magsaya s piling ng pinili mo?

pag inagaw ang taong mahal mo, wag ka paapekto.. stand straight sbay sigaw ng: T***-i**! ang akin, akin lang.. ang sayo akin pa rin.. ang di akin mapapasakin! hehehe..

lahat tayo my karapatang magmahal at mahalin.. licnsyado tyong masaktan.. isa lng nmn ang d ntin karapatan eh – ang humabol sa nang-iiwan..

Never ignore who loves you and cares for you

one day you may wake up from your sleep and realize

that you’ve lose the moon while counting the stars!!

mahirap maging “ghost” sa taong mahal mo.. ur always der pro d nya feel presence mo.. nagpaparamdam k n pro balewala p rin.. cguro gnun tlga.. lalo na kung walang 3rd eye ang puso nia!

alamat! bkit? kc khit ipinapakita ko kung ano ako, kung ano ugali ko, anjan k p rin at tanggap kung cno at ano “ang 2nay n ako!”..

minsan s buhay ko my nagawa aq d q namamalayan.. my oras n myabang n pla aq.. nkkainis at nkksakit n pla ng ibang tao.. at higit s lahat lging ngtataray ng walang dhilan.. if ever isa k s nsaktan q.. sorry ha? d q sinasadya.

pag masaya ka, masaya rin ako.. pag badtrip ka, badtrip din ako.. pag malungkot ka, malungkot din ako..pag nasa2ktan ka, nasa2ktan dn ako.. wala lang….gus2 lang kitang gayahin ahihihi…

pag cnaktan k nya wag kang mananakit ng iba.. remember : don’t do un2 oders wat u dnt want oders do un2 u.. pag cnaktan k ulit sun2kin mo bigla sbay tadyak! remember: it’s better 2 giv dan 2 receive! hehehe..

Airforce: “No guts, No glory!”

Marines: “No retreat, No surrender!”

Army: “No pain, No gain!”

Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: “No I.D, No entry!”

teacher: class what is ethics?
juan: sir ethics are those cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?

teacher: very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that egg will be your grade!!

Ang pride parang underwear, >>

kapag hindi mo ibinaba walang mangyayari !!!

ako si I
ikaw si YOU..

dinagdagan pa ng LOVE..
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so we are the PERFECT TWO )

Lahat ng bagay pwedeng makasanayan.

Kapag nasanay ka sa isang bagay na laging nandyan,
matututunan mo ring makasanayan kapag wala na yan

The boy lays down on the operating room.

Boy: Babe, tonight is my operation. I love you.

The girl was just standing there.
After the successful operation, the boy asked the nurse.

Boy: Where’s my girlfriend?
Nurse: They didn’t tell you who’s the donor of your heart?

The nurse gave the letter to the boy ..
” I TOLD YOU, IT WAS YOURS. ” :

It’s not wrong 2 give it all wen u love .
It’s not wrong 2 love a person so much ..
Sometimes, The only wrong thing is ..

The person we love .

Masamang magtanim ng galit sa kapwa.
Pero mas masamang magtanim ng bata sa di mo syota. )

Ang PAG-IBIG daw parang BILBIL.
Pilitin mo mang itago, lalabas at lalabas pa rin

Girl: gusto ko pag kinasal ako white sand beach
wedding much better kung sa palawan kaya lang
baka mahirapan un mga guest, kaya sa batangas o
zambales na lang.Ikaw pag kinasal ka san gusto mo?
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Boy: sa tabi mo :”>

GUYS use the word “FRIENDSHIP” to start LOVE.
GIRLS use the word “FRIENDSHIP” to end LOVE.

See the difference?

TANGA1: ano hinahanap mo dyan sa supot na 3in1 coffee,kanina ka pa silip ng silip dyan?

TANGA2: hinahanap ko yung lebreng asukal…nakasulat kasi sa karton… “SUGAR FREE”.

B: kaya kitang pasabihin ng I love you
G: Imposible:)
B: sabihin mo “blue”
G:blue
B: sabihin mo”love”
G:love
B:Sabihin mo “21″
G:21
B: sabi ko sayo eh, mapapasabi kita ng 16, hehe:)
G: kala ko ba” I love you”?
B: I love you too!

kung nasaktan ka noon
sa piling ng iba
wag kang matakot magmahal ulit
dahil hindi lahat ng tao
marunong manakit ng damdamin
bakit di mo subukang magmahal ulit
sabi nga nila, kung may
“First Love never Dies”
meron namang
“LOVE is more Sweeter the second time around”

hindi mo kailangan mag hanap ng rason,
kung bakit mo mahal ang isang tao,
dahil ang pagmamahal, nararamdaman,
hindi iniisip !..

Boy: Mahal kita!!!
Girl: Ay nako. Lasing ka na naman. Matulog ka na nga!
Boy: Ayaw mo ba?
Girl: Oo na. Cge na.. matulog ka na..
(pagtalikod ni BOY..)..
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Girl: Sana lagi siyang lasing para ako lang mahal niya..
Boy: Sana lagi akong lasing para may lakas ako ng loob para masabing mahal ko siya..

Ang isang RELASY0N ay hindi binubuo ng isang libong pangako o isang libong kondisyon. Ito’y pinatatatag ng dalawang klase ng tao, isang marunong magtiwala, at isang marunong umunawa.

Pag nakita mo ang iyong mahal na may kasamang iba
sasabihin mo lng excuse me karibal dadaan ang original jan ka muna sa kanal hahalik lng ako kay mahal (pagkatapos halikan si mahal itulak din sila sa kanal)PARA parehas silang amoy imburrnall hahahah

‎==— The meaning of LOVE is so unexplainable can’t be describe similarly by everyone.. but 1 thing is for sure… love starts with ”crush ko lng xia” ang ends with ”mahal ko na xa” .. —==

‎-Saying SORRY won’t always mean “KASALANAN KO”. But it’s a nice way of a kind hearted person to say.. “kasalanan mo man o kasalanan ko”…wag na nating palakihin to.. “AYOKO KASING NAG-AAWAY TAYO”

‎-Kahit maraming LALAKI sa mundo. Kung may mahal ka na talaga, hindi ka na ma-in love pa sa iba. Depende na lang kung malandi ka talaga.

Meeting you was fate,…
becoming your friend was choice,

but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Ipalilibing kaya ako ng pamilya mo kung malaman nilang,
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PATAY NA PATAY AKO SA’YO? ;

Anak: Nay, yung girlfriend ko hindi naniniwala sa langit at impierno.

Nanay: Sige, pakasalan mo anak, ipatikim mo sa kanya ang langit, ako na
ang bahala sa impierno.

ANG UTAK GINWA PRA MAG ISIP
ANG PUSO GINWA PRA MABUHAY
NAG BIBIG GINWA PRA MASABI ANG NARARAMDAMAN …

PERO ANG ISIP KO IKAW ANG LAMAN :’>
AT ANG PUSO CO IKAW ANG TINITIBOK
AT GUSTO SABIHN NG BIBIG KO SAYO MAHAL KITA :”

Teacher: ok children, ayon sa theorya na ang tao daw ay nangaling sa mga unggoy, kayo ba eh naniniwala dun ?

Paltik: di ako naniniwala ma’am .
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Teacher: bakit d ka naniniwala ?

Paltik:kung lahat tayo eh nangaling sa unggoy, bakit mukha po kayong kabayo ?

ako ay GAGO pero pag naging TAYO handa akong MAGBAGO

GIRL: Hindi na kita mahal…
BOY: Tinatanong ko ba?
GIRL: Gusto ko ng makipagbreak!

BOY: Ano tingin mo sa mundo? Lahat ng gusto mo nakukuha mo? Hindi pwede! Spoiled ka masyado a!

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Filipino tagalog quotes for facebook status

Flirty Flirt Quotes

dinoponz — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 17:39:34 +0000

you make me wanna break the rules for you…..

t would be the perfect crime….
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine. sexy flirty quotes

‘Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.’ – Anonymous

Do your legs hurt from
running through
my dreams all night?

‘Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.’ – Chinese Proverb

The spaces between your fingers,
are meant to be filled with mine flirty sexy quotes

‘Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.’ -Rene Yasenek

If I never met you,
I wouldn’t like you.
If I didn’t like you
I wouldn’t love you.
If I didn’t love you
I wouldn’t miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.

‘Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.’ – Albert Einstein

If You’re Asking
If I Need You
The Answer Is Forever,
If You’re Asking
If I’ll Leave You
The Answer Is Never,
If You’re Asking
What I Value
The Answer Is You,
If You’re Asking
If I Love You
The Answer Is
I Do. flirty

‘To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.’ – Janeane Garofalo

I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

‘Stolen kisses are always sweetest.’ – Leigh Hunt sexy quotes

They Say
Love Hides Behind Every Corner,
I Must Be Walking In Circles.

Love is the answer,
but while you’re
waiting for the answer,
sex raises some
pretty good questions.

‘In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.’ – French Proverb

If You Love Someone
Put Their Name
In A Circle Not A Heart,
A Heart Can Break
But A Circle Goes On Forever. flirty quotes

Let make it short and simple;
I love you.

If santa comes down
the chimney this year
and trys to stuff you
into a sack,
dont worry cuz
i wanted u for christmas.

It would be the perfect crime….
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.

Oopz! I lost my phone number!
Could I have yours?

Do your legs hurt from
running through
my dreams all night?

The spaces between your fingers,
are meant to be filled with mine

If I never met you,
I wouldn’t like you.
If I didn’t like you
I wouldn’t love you.
If I didn’t love you
I wouldn’t miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.

I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

They Say
Love Hides Behind Every Corner,
I Must Be Walking In Circles.

Love is the answer,
but while you’re
waiting for the answer,
sex raises some
pretty good questions.

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!

Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream.

When God made you, he was showing off.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of Heaven.

Flirty Text Messages – Text Message For Flirting

“Hello! What’s wrong with your mobile? I tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!”

“If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together”

“I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.”

“Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?”

“The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.”

“If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?”

“Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room”. And the grand prize is a date with me!”

“One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart…
So dear you must stop eating sweets…
As you are already a sweetheart!”

“Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

What can I say? I lost my phone number. very dumb of me. can i have yours?

The truth is i just cant stop thinking about you

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I haven’t stopped loving you, I’m just trying to stop showing it

Your looks, your smile, your kiss, your style, everything about you boy, drives me wild

I get lost in your eyes when I look at you.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

I will shield your heart from the rain
I won’t let no harm come your way

I love you times infinity plus one

Facebook Emoticons

dinoponz — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:48:46 +0000

facebook emoticons

Smileys and emoticons can add a hint of personality to the message you’re sending and maybe even some humor. If you happen to be at a loss for words, insert an emoticon. There are different variations the emoticons can be used for but they all generally follow the same rules. We provide you with access to a complete list of Facebook smileys along with their meanings.

smile :] =)
tongue :-p :p =P
wink
grin =D
curly lips :3
kiss :-* :*
glasses 8) B-) B)
confused o.O O.o
heart <3
cry :'(

More Funny Status Ideas

dinoponz — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:44:33 +0000

How come Facebook only has apps that let us send kisses, hugs and smiles? where are the I hate you, you suck, I wish you would get run over by a bus apps??

i have a big L on my forehead right now..L for LOST..hahahaha xDD hmmmm -_-

is…

too cool for school.
constantly evolving.
intelligently designing.
the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude.
a day late and a dollar short.
eating a PB&J sammich.
the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
flossing with angel hair pasta.
creatively disabled currently.
preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris. What should I WEAR??!?!
watching some dude and some chick fight to tell someone else what not to wear.
definitely not watching what not to wear.
definitely not watching oprah.
selling my roomates $hit on eBay.
forcing my dog to learn how to google.
teaching the cat how to be a ninja.
about to mail my check for $1500 to nigeria for the $15million lottery i just won! Cya later SUCKAS!!
watching every matrix followed by every star wars followed by every LOTR. Which incidentally adds up to exactly 24hours.
snail mailing a snail. Just to say I did it.
sexual healing.
eating pizza but not the italian kind.. the taco bell kind.
one day older than I was yesterday.
crying for no particular reason other than the fact that my cat spontaneously combusted!
happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
mediocre at best.

Has…

zero tolerance for lactose intolerance.
> $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you homie.
20/20 hearing!
a giant hangover octopus stuck to my head.
run out of time on my parking meter.
google’d and google’d until my little paws hurt.
ninety nine problems however, a biotch is not currently one. (this can coincide with a recent “in a relationship)
just added a friend I don’t even know.
noticed your mother has been calling me a lot, wondering whats that about?
just bought a cadillac, throwing some D’s on that bitch.
actually won the nigerian lottery!
puked more than twice today.
sold the dudes car who keep parking in my spot on eBay. SUCKA!!!
made my car into a hybrid by siphoning gas out of your tank.
noticed that your looking a little fat lately, you should really do something about that.
seen pictures of you naked on the internet.

was…

asleep until you just called me… ass!
watching football when it just hit me, football is extremely gay.
dancing with the stars.
drunk dialing but luckily my mom stopped me. Thanks MADD (motha’s against drunk dialing)
googling pop tarts. God I LOVE POP TARTS!
snorting salt… Don’t, it stings.
watching 2girls1cup and now i am puking.
scouring youtube for the naked videos that somehow make it through.
listening to the latest britney spears record…….. i mean… definately not listening to britney spears.

Movie and Tv Quotes

dinoponz — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:38:59 +0000

Cool Movie Quotes

1. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

GONE WITH THE WIND: 1939

2. I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

THE GODFATHER: 1972

3. You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

ON THE WATERFRONT: 1954

4. Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

THE WIZARD OF OZ: 1939

5. Here’s looking at you, kid.

CASABLANCA: 1942

6. Go ahead, make my day.

SUDDEN IMPACT: 1983

7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

SUNSET BLVD.: 1950

8. May the Force be with you.

STAR WARS: 1977

9. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.

ALL ABOUT EVE: 1950

10. You talking to me?

TAXI DRIVER: 1976

11. What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

COOL HAND LUKE: 1967

12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

APOCALYPSE NOW: 1979

13. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

LOVE STORY: 1970

14. The stuff that dreams are made of.

THE MALTESE FALCON: 1941

15. E.T. phone home.

E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL: 1982

16. They call me Mister Tibbs!

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: 1967

17. Rosebud.

CITIZEN KANE: 1941

18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

WHITE HEAT: 1949

19. I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

NETWORK: 1976

20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

CASABLANCA: 1942

21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: 1991

22. Bond. James Bond.

DR. NO: 1962

23. There’s no place like home.

THE WIZARD OF OZ: 1939

24. I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.

SUNSET BLVD.: 1950

25. Show me the money!

JERRY MAGUIRE: 1996

26. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?

SHE DONE HIM WRONG: 1933

27. I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

MIDNIGHT COWBOY: 1969

28. Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’

CASABLANCA: 1942

29. You can’t handle the truth!

A FEW GOOD MEN: 1992

30. I want to be alone.

GRAND HOTEL: 1932

31. After all, tomorrow is another day!

GONE WITH THE WIND: 1939

32. Round up the usual suspects.

CASABLANCA: 1942

33. I’ll have what she’s having.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY: 1989

34. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT: 1944

35. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

JAWS: 1975

36. Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE: 1948

37. I’ll be back.

THE TERMINATOR: 1984

38. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES: 1942

39. If you build it, he will come.

FIELD OF DREAMS: 1989

40. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

FORREST GUMP: 1994

41. We rob banks.

BONNIE AND CLYDE: 1967

42. Plastics.

THE GRADUATE: 1967

43. We’ll always have Paris.

CASABLANCA: 1942

44. I see dead people.

THE SIXTH SENSE: 1999

45. Stella! Hey, Stella!

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE: 1951

46. Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.

NOW, VOYAGER: 1942

47. Shane. Shane. Come back!

SHANE: 1953

48. Well, nobody’s perfect.

SOME LIKE IT HOT: 1959

49. It’s alive! It’s alive!

FRANKENSTEIN: 1931

50. Houston, we have a problem.

APOLLO 13: 1995

Anchorman

Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that’s why I’m doing this.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!
Great Odin’s raven.
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
ELF

It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Fight Club

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
Forrest Gump

You have to do the best with what God gave you.
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots.

StepBrothers

You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Tropic Thunder

I know what dude I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!
Pump your brakes, kid. That man’s a national treasure.
Being an actor’s no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.

NAME is…

1. Sure he’d feel worse if he wasn’t so heavily sedated
2. A box of chocolates
3. magically delicious
4. made with 10% real juice!
5. a Toys R Us kid
6. the Prince of Belair
7. eating a Chiquita
8. made with calcium. Something your body needs anyways
9. insignificant next to the power of the force
10. dancing with the stars
11. master of his domain

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dinoponz — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:35:08 +0000

______ is waiting for boomerangs to make a comeback

______ is always told alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
reminds us that two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane

______ Wow, it’s beautiful outside. I should probably do something… Like close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.

_____ Smile and the whole world smiles with you, Fart and enjoy some quiet time.

______ says never put off till tomorrow what you can just ignore indefinitely

______ You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me

____ says yes I admit I’m STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

facebook is the only place where it is acceptable to talk to a wal

……Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass….

…the words ‘multi-tasking’ were invented for the day women had to learn to juggle housework with Facebook

‹(•¿•)›♥♥.•:*¨¨*:•.♥♥.•:*¨¨*:•.♥♥‹(•¿•)›

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

______ is so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forces him to have to drop everything

Wow, it’s beautiful outside. I should probably do something… Like close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.

٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

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dinoponz — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:34:16 +0000

When you raise your arms, your B.O can K.O someone. Please, invest in some deodorant.

The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony.

When I say ‘I MISS SCHOOL’ it means my ‘FRIENDS AND THE FUN’ not the ‘SCHOOL’

Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things I enjoy in life, for example being awake.

I remember going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.

Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest, he doesn’t eat people and he sparkles… He’s obviously a fairy.

Consider power as NOT getting people to obey you but getting people to work in harmony with you with the go

God created the earth, God created the woods,
God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

I love all the stars in the sky
but they r nothing compared to
the ones in your eyes

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood
roll down onto ur lips.But if u were
a tear in my eye i wood never cry as
i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

What’s common between the sun & women’s underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you’re ready.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?’

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience…

*****************

I can please only one person per day.
second day is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

I am a killer,I kill people for money.
But because you are my friend,
I will kill you for nothing!

two childrn were sitting outside a clinic. one of them was crying
1st Child: why are you crying?
2nd Child: I came here for a blood test
1st Child: So? are you scared?
2nd Child: No. for the blood test, they cut my fingr
At this, the 1st one started crying loudly
the 2nd one was astonishd
2nd Child: why are you crying now?
1st Child: I came for a urine test!

A Srdar was sitting outside a store, crying. the manager of the store spoted him outside & ask what,s wrong.
Sardar said his mother just died, & the manager said – “Oh I am sorry.
The Sardar’s cell ph start ring and he answerd it, saying – “Hello! Haanji. are you serius?” Then, he kept down the ph
the manager ask him who that was & the Sardar said – “that was my sister?her mom just died too!”

Son asks difference between Confidence and Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I’m Confident.
your friend is too my son, that,s Confidential

Babblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BEST FRIEND” k essay taiyar kya
lakin paper may “MY FATHER” ka essay a gya.
Us ny socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” k essay he likhta hu lakin
FRIEND k jagha FATHER ko likh doon ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha
. “Father aer everywhere but good father rare very rair.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Samar.
He is my naibour
. He often come to my house
and my Mother like him very much

God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw they are thirsty, he created coke
He saw them walking, he created car
He saw them without problems, he created you.

Angel askd a man after death:

Kia tm shadi shuda thy?
Man: Yes

Angel Orderd:
Yah dozak bhugat k aaya hy isay jannat main daal do.

Angel ask same question to another man.
Man: 2 baar shaadi ke the.

Angel orderd: Isy dozakh main daal do. issy dozakh main rahny ke aadat ho gai hy.

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud

is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

Taylor is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack’em in the head

̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!

Kristina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years

Roxanne dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)

Ian feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Steven Card is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

٥ﺎ ٱц =)

Jane is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect…

Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

Jake used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything.

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall

☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.

was playing “FARMVILLE” when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! !

John is retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today

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dinoponz — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:33:14 +0000