______ is waiting for boomerangs to make a comeback
______ is always told alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
reminds us that two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane
______ Wow, it’s beautiful outside. I should probably do something… Like close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
_____ Smile and the whole world smiles with you, Fart and enjoy some quiet time.
______ says never put off till tomorrow what you can just ignore indefinitely
______ You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me
____ says yes I admit I’m STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
facebook is the only place where it is acceptable to talk to a wal
……Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass….
…the words ‘multi-tasking’ were invented for the day women had to learn to juggle housework with Facebook
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
______ is so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forces him to have to drop everything
Wow, it’s beautiful outside. I should probably do something… Like close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬

August 14th, 2010
dinoponz
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