______   is waiting for boomerangs to make a comeback ______  is always told alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk. reminds us that two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane ______ Wow, it’s beautiful outside. I should probably do something… Like [...]

When you raise your arms, your B.O can K.O someone. Please, invest in some deodorant. The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony. When I say ‘I MISS SCHOOL’ it means my ‘FRIENDS AND THE FUN’ not the ‘SCHOOL’ Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things [...]

the mind forgets but the heart always remembers…. ♥ ♥ ♥ If your love doesn’t work with that person, it just means that somebody else will love you more. Men are confident because they grow up with Superheroes. Women are self conscious because they grow up comparing themselves to Barbie Sometimes we have to stop [...]